16 Hilarious Ways WAHMs Could Make Working in an Office Awkward

WAHMSWAHMSAs a WAHM (Work at Home Mom), there are many things I get to do in the home office that probably wouldn't fly in an actual office. For instance, I bet people who work in an office rarely have co-workers hiding under their desks or trying to lick them because they think it's funny.

Many things wouldn't work in an office, here's proof:

1. Wearing pajamas all day. -- "I know there's a dress code, but these Paul Frank flannels pants are so darn comfy."

2. Breastfeeding -- "Joan, you look hungry. Are you sure you don't just want to suckle at …? No? Well, if you change your mind."

3. Stopping work to do laundry. -- "Tony, Jeff, Kate, Tom, Leslie, Bill, Joe, Jose, Sara, Amy, Beth, Stacey … anyone have anything that can go in on hot, I'm doing whites?"

4. Taking business calls while locked in the bathroom. -- "Excuse me Samantha could you refrain from flushing, I'm on a conference call. Great, thanks."

5. Constantly shushing the people around you. --"Seriously guys, I'm trying to workout our quarterly gains and I can't hear myself think! Can you use your inside voices?"

6. Telling your coworkers they've had too much candy, fried food, or caffeine for the day. -- "Sorry, that was the last cup of coffee you can have Bob, you'll be up all night."

7. Going braless or pantless, or both. -- "Well this is awkward."

8. Taking a break to clean and kiss a coworkers boo boo. -- "Oh Phil you really stubbed that toe hard, huh? Let me kiss it make it better? Phil? Where are you going?"

9. Running the Nickelodeon channel in the background. -- "Whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? Come on, everybody join in?"

10. Inviting other people's kids to your office to occupy your co-workers. -- "Guys you seem kinda restless, so I thought I'd bring in a bunch of seven-year-olds to keep you busy."

11. Tripping over Legos, Barbies, trucks … (unless you work at FAO Schwartz - then it's an occupational hazard) -- "Joanne, Hank, Bea, how many times have I told you to put your stuff away?"

12. Finding a cat lying on your keyboard. -- "Well, that's weird, this cat was not here this morning."

13. Negotiating you computer screen time with co-workers who would like to use it for Club Penguin. -- "Just 10 more minutes and I need it back. Yes, you can get a Puffle, hurry."

14. Walking around straightening everyone's desks and offices. -- "Seriously, you keep this place like a pigsty! How many times have I told you to take your dirty glasses to the sink? What are you doing an experiment in here?"

15. Making everyone in the office an afternoon snack. -- "Guys, I think we could all use a little protein and an afternoon pick me up! What say I whip together some crackers with peanut butter, maybe a smoothie, some fruit with a little sugar on top - just a little though."

16. Trying to solve issues with the boss, by suggesting a fun make believe game. -- "You seem upset that I botched the deal, I have such a good idea though, let's play Princesses! I'll be the Prince and you be the beautiful stepdaughter who is really a Princess, but doesn't know it because her evil stepmother has kept her locked in the castle. OK?"

Well, I guess it's a good thing WAHMs don't work in an office, because clearly it could get pretty weird.

Jenny Isenman AKA Jenny From the Blog, is the humorist behind the award winning, TheSuburbanJungle.com. JOIN THE INSANITY ON FACEBOOK

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